Sorry folks, but that was satire and my attempt to point out how the term socialism is being misused.
I was trying to make the point that
social lifelines and especially guaranteed national healthcare should be
as ubiquitous and taken for granted in this country as having a fireman
come to your house to put out a fire.
None of our social programs is
socialism. However, the far right and the Tea Party folks like to misuse
the term to scare people and sway elections. No one in their right mind
would consider doing away with fire, police, military, public schools,
the FDA, or the EPA …except Rick Perry, and I already said no one in
their right mind.
When you hear the far right screaming
about socialist programs and “ObamaCare” think about our seniors on
social security and medicare. The same type of opposition was screaming
the same empty rhetoric when those programs were first introduced.
Presidents Roosevelt, Truman, and Johnson were painted with the same
knee-jerk labels. But today in historical perspective we say how
farsighted these presidents were and what great programs they
It is shameful on a
monumental scale that we are the only prosperous nation on the planet
that doesn’t guarantee health care for all of its citizens. This
is not a new debate. It’s been going on for over 70 years.
In 1947 President Truman, in
another special health message to Congress, again requested a National
Health Program. S. 1320 was introduced by Senators Wagner and Murray;
Senator Taft’s bill (S. 545) was also reintroduced.
It wasn’t until July
30, 1965 that Medicare (as part of the Social Security Amendments of
1965) was signed into law by President Johnson. That’s a 20 year fight
just to get something passed that we all take for granted now.
Social Security was signed into law in 1935
and was patterned after similar systems operating successfully in
Europe, including Germany’s system which started in the 19th century.
Sound familiar? Every European nation offers healthcare to all.
Germany started theirs in 1883 and England in 1911. At the
rate we’re going my guess is we’ll be arguing about this for another 40
years and then our great-grandchildren will accept it as normal, just
like police and fire protection.
I am just sick and tired of the constant promotion of socialism in
our great democratic nation. Just Google “Obama Socialism” and
you’ll get over 3 million hits. I think that speaks for itself!
In a short 236 years our country has gone from a freedom loving
(except for the slaves) country to a communist, socialist, Marxist state
where my hard-earned dollars are ripped from my hand to pander to the
lazy and shiftless and the wealth is spread from the “haves” to the
What are we? France? Canada? England??
I am taking up the cause to not just
stop our illustrious leader from adding more socialist programs but to
start eliminating the ones we already have! Please forward this list to
your legislators and put them to work getting back to basics right now!Continue reading →
It’s time to set partisan politics aside
and acknowledge that Herman Cain is the Anti-Christ. The signs are
obvious to anyone who is not afraid to look. There is both Biblical
prophecy and more importantly a Nostradamus Quatrain to support this
stance.Continue reading →
If America’s Got Talent! proves
anything, it’s that America is sadly lacking in talent on a monumental
scale. Roughly 3 billion people tried out for America’s Got Talent!
and roughly eleven of them had a marketable talent. While our country
falls behind in math and science by a few percentile points on the world
stage, in entertainment skills we’re obviously ranked #6,432: right
behind Krackleakastan. Continue reading →
all see ourselves differently than the world at large sees us. This is
our body image and it changes through life. When I see a clip of Jersey
Shore’s Snooky gyrating her giant ass against a glass wall so the
cameras can get a closeup, I wonder what she sees in the mirror or in
the TV clips I’m sure she watches every night.
Rick Perry campaigns for President across the country he touts himself
as the second coming. But it’s the second coming of George W. Bush. In
this top-secret underground video interview with the BBC’s Nigel
Duck-Bottom, Governor Perry reveals ALL of the facts behind the facts
from his tenure as the longest-serving governor of Texas.
If you would prefer to do some reading of the source material for this entertaining little video, here are some resources.
But be forewarned: THINKING IS HARD!
The total debt of Texas has doubled while Rick Perry has been in office.
I am getting a little tired of hearing, “Hey Alan, you really need to get a life.”
I take exception to this opinion of my
life, or lack thereof. I have a full life with many varied, though some
might say, arcane interests. I am retired so this gives me time to
ponder many of life’s mysteries. I don’t mean mundane topics like “what
is the nature of god?”, “peace in the middle east”, “why are we here?”
or “the economic crisis.” I mean transcendent questions like, “where do
dust bunnies come from?” and “who ever convinced women that brightly
colored polyester stretch pants look good?”
In order to appease the folks who
think my life is a hollow empty shell, here’s a list of topics and
activities, buttressed with photographic evidence, showing my full and
enriching life. Prepare to envy me!
We've simply evolved over time into two distinct species that happen to have the ability to inter-breed.
I’m watching my wife mow our lawn. She
really sucks at it. It’s a scorcher today. I lay back watching her
from my shaded lawn chair with a cold bottle of beer pressed against my
neck. I am pondering the so-called glass ceiling. I don’t think any
rational person can dispute that the glass ceiling exists. Women get
paid less for the same job. They are promoted less and it’s harder for a
woman to get elected to public office. Even in Hollywood female stars
command less money overall than men and their careers start to wane as
My wife’s inability to mow the lawn well is analogous to the glass ceiling.
this is my dream I wonder why they're all scantily clad instead of not
clad at all. Why am I dressed like a sad Vegas tourist. Why are there
two of me? This dream sucks!
I am cradled in the arms of Morpheus, fast asleep, enjoying my
favorite dream. I am surrounded by a bevy of scantily clad supermodels.
If this is a dream I wonder why they’re scantily clad . There
are no rules to a dream so shouldn’t they be completely UN-clad.
Surely it’s acceptable to be frolicking with naked supermodels if it’s a dream. That’s not cheating? Right? Right?
(Maybe I need professional dream interpretation help.) In the midst
of my pathetically chaste dream I hear a rumbling and hacking rising
from deep within my subconscious. I wonder if one of my still
not nude supermodels is about to lose her lunch because she now
realizes who her fellow frolicker is. Maybe this is actually her dream and she’ll wake up and tell her friends about the nightmare she had.
My slightly sick imagination pictures this pillow fight.
(My slightly sick imagination pictures this conversation between Adriana Lima and Milla Jovovich while they are having a pillow fight.) Sorry, back to the topic now…
So I hear this rumbling, hacking, guttural sound mere inches from my
head. I awaken just as one of our sweet and loving cats hurls what
appears to be several days of worth of animal by-product and tuna bits
onto my pillow. The warm, piquant liquid cascades across my pillow.
My question for you is this: What would a sane, normal, well-adjusted person do in this situation? Continue reading →
are times when I wonder how I should label myself regarding my
politics. One day I feel like a liberal democrat and the next I find
myself agreeing with Cecil. (That’s a reference to being a moderately
Today I’m feeling like a libertarian/anarchist. Holy crap Batman, the feds are mandating graphic anti-smoking pictures on cigarette packages.
From the FDA website: “Beginning September 2012, FDA
will require larger, more prominent cigarette health warnings on
all cigarette packaging and advertisements in the United States.
These warnings mark the first change in cigarette warnings in more than
25 years and are a significant advancement in communicating the dangers